Unexpected Encounter Enthusiast T-Shirts

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Woof"

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"Woah - random!"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

Road sign with a dinosaur.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

"But he's no longer with us."

Happy Birthday MUM!

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...