Unexpected Encounter Enthusiast T-Shirts

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Woof"

"Woah - random!"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

Road sign with a dinosaur.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"But he's no longer with us."

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Happy Birthday MUM!

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'