Unexpected Encounter Seeker T-Shirts

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Sweet surprise.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'You do Botox?'

Tree Squirrel

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"Woah - random!"

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

Jack-in-the-time capsule.