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"He made it! Wait ... Tom has legs?!"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Tree Squirrel

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"Woah - random!"

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'Special Delivery!'

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'