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A man squashed by a giant leaf

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'You are here' sign on desert island.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'How am I doing?'

Tunnel of Dove.

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

Staycation holidays...

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

Scenic Rout

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Life is full of surprises.

Emergency Ward - "The handle fell off his shooting stick, and he forgot!"

Tourists finding a path