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Scenic Rout

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

You will go on a trip.

I told you not to touch its belly.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

The Chicken of the North

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

Tunnel of Dove.

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

Tennis anyone?

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

We must have turned off the highway of life somewhere. When you're traveling on it the twists and turns come with absolutely no warning.

Life is full of surprises.