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"And thanks for agreeing to car-share...it's a long way out here."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Bird Bath.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'You are here' sign on desert island.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'How am I doing?'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Tunnel of Dove.

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...