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"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Bird Bath.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'How am I doing?'

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

Tunnel of Dove.

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.