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Bird Bath.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

A dream of consequence

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

A workaholic's dream.

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Louis Pasteur

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

The car showroom

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

Myths and Other Urban Legends