Surprise Explorer Gifts

Bird Bath.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

A dream of consequence

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Louis Pasteur

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

A workaholic's dream.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

The car showroom

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."