Unexpected Adventures Explorer Mugs

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Bird Bath.

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'How am I doing?'

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

Tunnel of Dove.

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'