Unexpected Outcomes Adventurer T-Shirts

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

Tunnel of Dove.

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'The good news is it's not mice.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

"Seriously? 'It is what it is', that's it?"

Fire Brain

Life is full of surprises.

Emergency Ward - "The handle fell off his shooting stick, and he forgot!"

Scenic Rout

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

A cleaning lady presses the launch button on a rocket.