Unexpected Outcomes T-Shirts

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Surprise Party

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Snowman in the Freezer.

Baby deformation.