Unexpected Outcomes Fan T-Shirts

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

'I found the termites!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Fire door.

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Football Boomerang.

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'The good news is it's not mice.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

Book ratings.

Reality Show Host

Fire Brain

Hippo on helipad.

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

'Your starter, sir.'

Survivor Game

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

'How can you not like elevator music?'

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

Newlyweds are shocked by reality.