Unexpected Outcomes Lover T-Shirts

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Traffic Cone Monsters

King and Jester

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Egg Surprise

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Surprised?"

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'