Unexpected News Lover T-Shirts

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Traffic Cone Monsters

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Egg Surprise

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"Surprised?"

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'