Unexpected News Lover T-Shirts

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Traffic Cone Monsters

King and Jester

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Egg Surprise

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Surprised?"

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!