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"Damnit, when you have bad news just give me the bad news."

'We interrupt this Congressional scandal to bring you the following White House scandal....'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Presidential campaign.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Oligarchy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Man Reading Laptop.

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

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Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Capital Tours

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Reporter #6: television.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"