Surprise Lover T-Shirts

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'Oh my gosh!!! What are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!'

Giant train on a boy's train set.

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

The Early Bird Catches the Worm.

Soup Surprise

'Holy shit!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'Oh my god!'

"Can I call you back, something unexpected has landed on my desk."

'This morning we start a special feature in which we surprise an average American at home as they prepare for a new day.'

"How'd you know?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Surprise

"I wonder what the missus has packed me for lunch today."

A chick hatches in an egg carton left in the refrigerator

Egg Surprise

"And now for the final surprise guest of the evening."

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Woman Rings Birdhouse Doorbell.

Scuba diver opens treasure trunk underwater and jack in the box pops out.

'I fell from a twelve story window!' 'Why aren't you dead?' 'I fell inside.'

Cuckcoo producing exclamation marks

Awkward Moments

Balloon pop

OMG

Beware of Old Dogs Learning New Tricks

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."

Easter Surprise

King and Jester

"Happy Father's Day, Honey! I bought you a special gift!"

'Oh Charles, you didn't have to get me a tarantula - I'd have been happy with a daddy long legs.'