Surprise Lover Pillows

'Oh my gosh!!! What are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Surprise: Happy Birthday Pinhead.

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Will was excited to be bonding more with his father-in-law-to-be until he noticed the head of the driver.

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

Giant train on a boy's train set.

'This morning we start a special feature in which we surprise an average American at home as they prepare for a new day.'

Soup Surprise

'Wow! THAT'S what I'd call a Birthday surprise! It's the Christmas crap I sold on eBay!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

The Early Bird Catches the Worm.

'Oh my god!'

"Can I call you back, something unexpected has landed on my desk."

'Holy shit!'

"That was the vet - the cat's pregnant, not me."

"How'd you know?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Surprise

Surprise.

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."

King and Jester

Woman Rings Birdhouse Doorbell.

Easter Surprise

"I wonder what the missus has packed me for lunch today."

Egg Surprise

"And now for the final surprise guest of the evening."

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Scuba diver opens treasure trunk underwater and jack in the box pops out.

A chick hatches in an egg carton left in the refrigerator

'I fell from a twelve story window!' 'Why aren't you dead?' 'I fell inside.'

Cuckcoo producing exclamation marks