Surprise Lovers Pillows

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

'How's the novel?'

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

"It's my husband! HURRY! RUN!!!"

How many Christmas gifts did you get this year? I got over a dozen. Seriously? No single, childless adult with very little family and only one friend can possibly get that many Christmas gifts. Unless ... by "got," you meant ... I had Amazon wrap them all. I like to be surprised.

'How was I to know the doctor's license was only a baseball card?'

'Well, that certainly was a surprise party!'

"That wasn't there this morning!"

"Straight on - you'll recognise it when we get there."

'OK, you don't look at the one I'm getting and I won't look at the one you're getting me.'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Unwanted present.

"Did you really think this wasn't going to happen?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

King and Jester

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"