Surprise Lovers Gifts

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

'How's the novel?'

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

"It's my husband! HURRY! RUN!!!"

'Well, that certainly was a surprise party!'

"That wasn't there this morning!"

"Straight on - you'll recognise it when we get there."

'OK, you don't look at the one I'm getting and I won't look at the one you're getting me.'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

Unwanted present.

"Did you really think this wasn't going to happen?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

King and Jester

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Egg Surprise

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Woof"

Surprise Party

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'