Unexpected Love Enthusiasts Gifts

'If you had told me a year ago that I'd fall in love with a homeless drunk, I would have laughed at you.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Love Birds love just being together

King and Jester

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Valentines Balloons

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Boy on father's knee

Waterfall of Disappointment

You make me want to be a better bum.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

A couple holding hands