Unexpected Romance Enthusiast Gifts

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Funnel of Love

Love

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Funnel of Love

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Champagne Bubble

Dialogue about the relationship.

A young couple in love.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Love Birds love snuggles

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Words of Love

You're my Venus

The Tunnel Of Love