Unexpected Romance Seeker Gifts

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Please take a look at my marriage certificate. Try to find a loophole."

Love at First Sight

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I hate it when we fight."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

Egg Surprise

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Cupid

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"Surprised?"