Unexpected Romance Seeker Pillows

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Please take a look at my marriage certificate. Try to find a loophole."

Love at First Sight

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I hate it when we fight."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

King and Jester

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Egg Surprise

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Cupid

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Surprised?"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!