Unexpected Romantic Pillows

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

Border Security

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I hate it when we fight."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Recess does things to a man."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Cupid

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Egg Surprise

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Surprised?"

Proposal on a snowboard

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!