Unexpected Romantics Pillows

"Well, we met on a 'Car Seat Safety' group. I joined to troll, she was a moderator, the rest is history."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Romance of Radio Astronomy

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Book publishing.

Consenting Adults.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"You need a mint."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Cupid

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

Tunnel of Dove.

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

"I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death."

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Tinder for dogs

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

Cupid with an arrow machine gun

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"

Border Security

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'