Unexpected Romantics Prints

You're the botanicals in my gin

Romance of Radio Astronomy

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Book publishing.

Consenting Adults.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Cupid

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"You need a mint."

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'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

Tunnel of Dove.

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Tinder for dogs

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

'Guarding the house was alright, but I left him when he wanted me to become an attack dog...'

Cupid with an arrow machine gun

Border Security

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"

In Sickness And In Hell