Unexpected Romance Pillows

Cupid

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I hate it when we fight."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

King and Jester

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Egg Surprise

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Surprised?"

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Awkward Moments

"Of course he hasn't called - you bit off his head."