Relationship Surprises Pillows

'When I married him, I didn't know he was a tumblebug.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I hate it when we fight."

Cat and mouse

"Surprise!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Sweet surprise.

King and Jester

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Cupid

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Egg Surprise

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Surprise Party

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.