Love Surprises Pillows

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Surprise!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

King and Jester

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Cupid

Egg Surprise

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!