Marriage Surprise Pillows

'Bacon! Eggs! Toast! Coffee!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

King and Jester

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Egg Surprise

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Cupid

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Surprise Party

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'