Marriage Surprise Gifts

'Bacon! Eggs! Toast! Coffee!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Surprise!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

King and Jester

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Egg Surprise

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Cupid

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

Surprise Party

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise