Surprises Gifts

Slot machine.

Surprise Party

Wife takes blindfolded hubby to vasectomy clinic: 'We're almost there. Happy anniversary...'

"Mum, Dad - I've got a shock for you: I'm pregnant."

'I didn't make reservations. I wanted it to be a surprise.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'Anyone order something from Amazon?'

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'Silly, that's not my husband. That's me before the operation.'

Giant train on a boy's train set.

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Here comes Stewy! Haha! This surprise is gonna kill him!'

'What's the big secret?'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

'Before you open it, you've got to guess!'

...I stand corrected. You don't have cavities, you have termites.

"Hi Mom!"

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Bob's unexpected Father's Day gift...

"That was the vet - the cat's pregnant, not me."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Surprise is the key to success.

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

Burglar opens safe of the ACME MAGIC SHOP, finds it empty, slams door, opens it again and finds the safe full of money.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Snowman in the Freezer.

Elevator door.

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

Bertha was not your everyday cow.

Does this mean I'm not getting any socks?

'This isn't a surprise party. It's an intervention. Quit throwing surprise parties!'

"And now for the final surprise guest of the evening."

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

Sweet surprise.