Life's Surprises Gifts

Isn't life ironic

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Surprise Party

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Bird finds a grenade in the its nest.

Snowman in the Freezer.

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

Awkward Moments