Love Surprises Gifts

Mrs. Zackford liked her students to feel the full shock effect of a pop quiz.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Surprise!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

King and Jester

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Cupid

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

Egg Surprise

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"