Life's Surprises Pillows

Isn't life ironic

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Surprise Party

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Snowman in the Freezer.

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

Bird finds a grenade in the its nest.

Baby deformation.