Life's Surprise Explorer Pillows

Unusual Retirement Plans

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Bird Bath.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'How am I doing?'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

How?

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'Giraffe'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

The meaning of life...

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Maze life.

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Life's Directions

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'