Life's Mysteries Explorer Pillows

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'Birds and bears, bulls and bees- I can't keep it all straight'

"The meaning of life? No problemo! Just don't ask me to explain Donald Trump!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Great, now we're lost."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Mummy Tourists

Formula.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

Cat scratch fever

How?

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

Frequently Asked Questions

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Life's Directions

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

Unusual Retirement Plans