Explorer Of Life's Mysteries Pillows

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Pastorius wonders why.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Great, now we're lost."

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

Formula.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

'Giraffe'

“It's his first hibachi.”

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Frequently Asked Questions

Unusual Retirement Plans

"Where did I come from?"

"Doreen and I became nudists! I've never felt so free, Lloyd!"

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

'Birds and bears, bulls and bees- I can't keep it all straight'

Passage of Time

"I'm lost!"

Beware of High Tide

'Pauline - have you seen the brochures on the 'Lost Incas' - I can't find them anywhere.'

Type 'G' for guru

The Usual Retirement or Wild Thing

"You said we should always question our sources, so I did, and now my source wants a word with you."

'What's your wallet and keys doing in the refrigerator?'

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

'Do you ever get the feeling there has to be more to life?'

Nothing Good Ahead

"Where are we? None of this stuff is even on the map!"