Explorer Of Life's Mysteries T-Shirts

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

Pastorius wonders why.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Great, now we're lost."

Formula.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

“It's his first hibachi.”

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Giraffe'

Frequently Asked Questions

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Unusual Retirement Plans

"Where did I come from?"

"Doreen and I became nudists! I've never felt so free, Lloyd!"

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

'Birds and bears, bulls and bees- I can't keep it all straight'

Beware of High Tide

Passage of Time

"I'm lost!"

'Pauline - have you seen the brochures on the 'Lost Incas' - I can't find them anywhere.'

Type 'G' for guru

The Usual Retirement or Wild Thing

"You said we should always question our sources, so I did, and now my source wants a word with you."

'What's your wallet and keys doing in the refrigerator?'

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

'Do you ever get the feeling there has to be more to life?'

Nothing Good Ahead

"Where are we? None of this stuff is even on the map!"

"The meaning of life? No problemo! Just don't ask me to explain Donald Trump!"