Life's Mystery Explorers T-Shirts

"Where did I come from?"

Quantum Psychic

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Your future looks charming.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

The Desert Island Package

"Great, now we're lost."

Formula.

Pubertry

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

Wiccapedia.

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Planet of the Ants

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

'In denial and loving it!'

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Unusual Retirement Plans

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

No Smoking in the Castle

Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

'Birds and bears, bulls and bees- I can't keep it all straight'

Passage of Time

After a fruitless 18 years search over five continents, Joe Golez finally finds himself in the Gents of a flee-bitten bar in downtown San Antone.

Beware of High Tide

"I'm lost!"

"You're in luck. . . I have a spare."

'I'm sure there's a lesson here somewhere, but I don't know what it is. Oh well...let's go up to that cool light.'

Middle Aged Spread.

Type 'G' for guru