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Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"They're so like us."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

The Echoes at Killarney

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Great, now we're lost."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

A skier and a paraglider

Elephant rides.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Career Progression Ladder

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'In denial and loving it!'

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

How?