Journey Of Life Explorers T-Shirts

After a fruitless 18 years search over five continents, Joe Golez finally finds himself in the Gents of a flee-bitten bar in downtown San Antone.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Great, now we're lost."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Pubertry

Discomfort zone.

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'In denial and loving it!'

The Chicken of the North

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

Wrong side of the tracks.

Straight and Narrow Path/Long and Winding Road.

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

"Doreen and I became nudists! I've never felt so free, Lloyd!"

"Where did I come from?"

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

No Smoking in the Castle

Release.

Boy, Interrupted.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

'If I'd known I was going to live 900 years, I'd never have opted for early retirement.'