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After a fruitless 18 years search over five continents, Joe Golez finally finds himself in the Gents of a flee-bitten bar in downtown San Antone.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Great, now we're lost."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Pubertry

Discomfort zone.

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

The Chicken of the North

'In denial and loving it!'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

Wrong side of the tracks.

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

Straight and Narrow Path/Long and Winding Road.

Boy, Interrupted.

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"Doreen and I became nudists! I've never felt so free, Lloyd!"

Release.

Reading a biography makes me feel like a surgeon. I'm holding a person's life in my hands.

"Where did I come from?"

No Smoking in the Castle

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

'If I'd known I was going to live 900 years, I'd never have opted for early retirement.'