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'I'm sure there's a lesson here somewhere, but I don't know what it is. Oh well...let's go up to that cool light.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

A boy acting suspiciously

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

How?

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

The meaning of life...

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

Maze life.

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

I always figured that when I got old I'd have all the answers -- and then they revised the test!

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.

"Remember, dogs go woof! Just as long as you can get enough petrol on them."

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Life's Directions

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'