Navigator Of Life's Mysteries T-Shirts

"Where are we? None of this stuff is even on the map!"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

Formula.

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

"Life"

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

You are here.

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

Unusual Retirement Plans

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

Tourist Crossroad

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

Racing Forward

"Where did I come from?"

'It's time for your crisis.'

In 500 feet you have reached your destination.

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

Passage of Time

'Birds and bears, bulls and bees- I can't keep it all straight'

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

Beware of High Tide

Type 'G' for guru

'Think about it dad: With this GPS, we can go anywhere, we don't have to be just homing-pigeons anymore...'

Highway of life.