Navigator Of Life's Mysteries Gifts

"Where are we? None of this stuff is even on the map!"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Formula.

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

"Life"

You are here.

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

Unusual Retirement Plans

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

'It's time for your crisis.'

Tourist Crossroad

"Where did I come from?"

Racing Forward

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

In 500 feet you have reached your destination.

Passage of Time

Beware of High Tide

'Birds and bears, bulls and bees- I can't keep it all straight'

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

'Think about it dad: With this GPS, we can go anywhere, we don't have to be just homing-pigeons anymore...'

Highway of life.