Navigator Of Life Gifts

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"I am not asking for directions."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Bashful in Nashville

Battery Lighthouse

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"You are here"

Set sail

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."