Nine-life Navigator Gifts

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

"Having nannies really changes you."

Bashful in Nashville

"Honey! We're home!"

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'How a cat lands on all fours'

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Amusing patients: Photocopier burns

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Isn't that false advertising?"

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

'She's laughing at his jokes not because he's clever but because she is. . .'

'She saw right through me.'

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.