"God gave me nine lives and with John Browning's help I'm going to keep it that way."
Nine Lives Guardian Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for a cat lover who believes in their pet’s nine lives? Our collection celebrates the quirky, courageous, and independent spirit of cats. From amusing mugs to stylish prints, find something that captures their feline’s adventurous soul and your appreciation for their guardian's resilience.
'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'
Monkey-artist
Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!
'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).
"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"
Juniors Baby Sitting Service.
"It's trickle down."
"Relax. They're just crows."
Fish Posting No Fishing Sign
Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry
'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'
"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"
'How a cat lands on all fours'
"The nominees"
Preserve these Wetlands.
Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.
'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'
'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'
"Hi. We're from the future."
"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."
'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'
Beekeeping 101
Planner at work.
Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.
Fish Food
Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.
Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.
Deer Crossing.
Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow
"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"
"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"
The Threat to the Environment
Fight against theft of endangered species
Paper Production
Nine Lives Guardian Gifts Collection
Nine Lives Guardian Mugs
Explore our collection of nine lives guardian mugs—funny, witty, and perfect for cat lovers who celebrate their feline's fearless spirit.
Nine Lives Guardian Pillows
Discover cozy pillows celebrating nine lives guardians—bring comfort and charm to your living space with our fun cat-themed designs.
Nine Lives Guardian Prints
Browse our art prints featuring nine lives guardians—beautiful pieces that capture your cat’s courageous personality with humor and style.
Nine Lives Guardian T-Shirts
Check out our nine lives guardian t-shirts—stylish and playful designs that showcase your love for adventurous cats.