"Your next life will be so much better."
Nine Lives Explorer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your Nine Lives Explorer? These playful and inspired items are designed for those who thrive on curiosity and endless adventures. From mugs to prints, inspire their next journey with witty, charming designs that echo their love for exploration and the feline spirit. Perfect for anyone who believes life should be an exciting voyage, whether they’re climbing mountains or chasing new ideas.
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Mister Mid-Life Crisis
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."
'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'
'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'
Book of Life, Answers in Back.
'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'
'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'
'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'
"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."
Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.
"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."
"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."
'How a cat lands on all fours'
A seal is riding atop a great white shark!
Jasper's Limo Service.
'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'
'No tipping please.'
"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"
"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."
Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.
"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"
"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."
Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.
'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'
Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.
How?
"What's that clicking sound?"
'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'
"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."
The meaning of life...
Maze life.
'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'
Nine Lives Explorer Gifts Collection
Nine Lives Explorer Mugs
Explore our collection of fun and witty mugs perfect for Nine Lives Explorers eager to start every day with a smile.
Nine Lives Explorer Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate curiosity and exploration—ideal for creating a comfort zone full of adventures at home.
Nine Lives Explorer Prints
Browse vibrant prints that capture the adventurous spirit of Nine Lives Explorers—perfect for decorating a space full of discovery and fun.
Nine Lives Explorer T-Shirts
Discover playful and inspiring t-shirts for those who live for adventure and the thrill of discovery—great for any explorer's wardrobe.